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Another pointless Interview!



HEY HEY HEY!
This is our character interview,this time,with our first time Charry,
Mr.Callahan

"It's Calliaan you f*cking idiot."

Okay! Welcome to my meme! :D
Just pick a character and use them! Answer my questions!

"Can't wait."

Number 1,what's your name?

"....My name's called my boot up your mother's a**."

Epic! I like that name,so..number 2,are you a boy~ or a girl~?

"Epic? I guess a threat is an epic name when done right! I'm glad I found that out! And I'm a </i>shut the f*ck up and leave me alone</i>,it's a pretty fun gender!"

Oh! I wish I was a boy/girl like you! Hehe

"...I'm guessing you're like..retarded."

KAY! Number 3,what do you like more? Green Tea with Miso Soup or Pockeys?

"The fuck is miso pokeys? Sounds like a racist joke."

Mmmm,I like that too! Number 4-

"YOU'RE NOT MAKING SENSE.MAKE SENSE YOU DUMBA**!MAKE SENSE"

-Number 4,so..do you like anime :D?

"1,No,2 don't even know that that is."

Awesome! Me too! Number 5,what's your hair color~?

"Are you blind?"

Pretty! Your eyes? Does it go together?

"Oh yeah,green and brown,they're fucking made for each other."

Number 7~ hehe,so what's your favorite flavor of Pockeys?

"Just...-moans- Shutup and go die,go get hit by traffic -face palm-"

I like that too,number 8-

"OH GOD,There's more?!"

Which animal is your favorite? kitty or doggy? :3

"How about both,shoved down your throat,that seems the cutest to me right now."

Super cute! X3 So,just a few more questions!

"Hooray."

Number 9,what's your favorite color?

"Red."

Why?

"Because it's the color of blood~"

Why?

"Because...that's the color of blood?"

Why?

"How should I know? The sh*t comes out red!"

Why?

"I SAID I DON'T KNOW!"

Why?

"GAAAH!!"

Why?

"FFFFFFUUUUUUUU"



Hehe,I like that color(s) too! Okay number 10,what is your star sign? OH! Maybe we have the same one!

"Dear God,I don't want to share anything with you! I might catch your stupidity! And stars? I don't know,some damn star up there,I dont f**king know :|"

Pretty~ Mine's Cancer <3 Anyway,number 11,what's your favorite number? :3

"13~"

Why?

"OH DEAR GO-"

Awesome! Cool number!

"I want you to diiiieeeee.Kill yourself,do iiittttttt."

Which team are you,Team Jacob of Edward? <3 Edward <333

"How about team Not-a-sparkley-fuckit-or-hairy-ball-licker ?"

EEEE! Me too! Okay number 13!

"Please let it end..."

What is your last name? :3

"1,I dont have one,and 2 why the hell should I tell you? You could use it to track me down for more of these stupid questions!"

Ooooh pretty! Okay last question!

"Mother of God..IT DOES HAVE AN ENDING! -cryforever-"

Did you like this interview?

"No.I want to take my boot,and ram it so far up your ass,it'll cause the sun to show out your mouth like a flashlight while crushes your body inside out starting with your ass.That's how much I loooooved it~"

HEHE! Thanks! Now tag some people,kay?

"Nope. -shoots girl straight in face-"
A sucsessful troll at Calli~ :iconcallihurrplz:
But eh,did this purely out of boredom xD I did one with Greed too,so why not another~
Anyhoo enjoy~
----
Black Saga,Calliaan (c) ~Sweethearted-Sadist
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superpapermariorocks May 2, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
HILARIOUS!!!!!!
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Insanity-Serenity Mar 19, 2013  Student Digital Artist
OMG FRIIGGGIN G
that's hilarious
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:iconvividly-monochrome:
Serious? What's that?
:iconimseriousplz:
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Bloody-Black-Sadist Feb 1, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
I have no clue my child :iconohsweetjesusplz:
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Animefreak1298155 Jan 29, 2013  Student General Artist
I loled throughout the entire interview
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:iconbloody-black-sadist:
Bloody-Black-Sadist Feb 1, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Trolling interviews xD
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Animefreak1298155 Feb 2, 2013  Student General Artist
IKR I would do this but I don't have the time!
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Natalie02 Jan 28, 2013  Student Digital Artist
Oh Call~ You're so dark and loverylyyyy when scary~ :XD:
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Bloody-Black-Sadist Jan 28, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
How is he not <3?
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Number 9,what's your favorite color?
"Red."
Why?
"Because it's the color of blood~"
Why?
"Because...that's the color of blood?"
Why?
"How should I know? The sh*t comes out red!"

THAT.
THAT IS WIN.
THAT'S TOO WIN TO EVEN PUT INTO WORDS! XDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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